------------------------------------------------- This. THIS. I can't even tell you how reckless plus stupid they would be on purpose and the fact Doumawouldand has joined them in their acts. You can see Akaza trying to stop them while Kokushibo sometimes joins them or just watches and Muzan is looking distressed. Daki wouldabsolutely join them in their acts and so will Gyutaro! And you know what you all would do? Sell Gyokko's pot to unsuspecting people and as soon as they take the pot home, Gyokko appears and scares the shit outta them. Tho, you would have to intervene and stop them from eating the poor human. Kinda would have to threaten them to not tell anyone because if they did they die. Also, I feel like you and Daki would like to terrorise Hantengu.. One of Hantengu's forms,Zohakuten,would probably help you to cause havoc and destruction. Urogiwould probably watch from the sidelines and cheer you up. Aizetsu.Nope. Muzan does not. DOES NOT ALLOW THIS FORM NEAR YOU. Especially when you are sad. Can't. N o. Karakuis the best. According to you, that is. Because he is just so relaxed and the best person to play card games with. Muzan would 100℅ lose his temper if you keep on winning and would accuse you of cheating and stuff, Akaza would take a loss very bitterly. Douma would just fake laugh and continue tho, he is bound to get annoyed. Kokushibo would straight up destroy the cards the moment he loses. Daki would throw a tantrum and Gyutaro would just,,, stare very creepily at the cards and next scene you see they are burning. Gyokko is the worst to play cards with. Don't ever. Never. If you win he is going in his pot and never talking to you or at least for a few weeks. He would have killed you but sadly, you are more powerful than him plus Muzan would kill him. And wanna know what would happen at some of the upper moons meetings? Art competitions. Gyokko vs Reader who has been taught by Muzan plus Gyokko and Daki. It would be a very tough competition. Not saying who will win. In winters when it would snow, you would have Ice sculpture competitions. Douma vs Muzan vs Reader vs Akaza because Akaza hates Douma and would do anything to make him lose. You and Daki would most likely go shopping and buy expensive stuff. RIP, Muzan's money. Daki would most likely use her Obi and throw you high up in the air and catch you again. Make-up skills. Gyutaro and you would try to make the most creepiest story or insults to use in the future. You might as well write a book containing all this. Would sell very well. Half the stock of the book for curses would be bought by Sanemi. No questions asked. Hantengu and his forms + Daki. You all would play hide and seek. In the infinity castle. You can hear the terrified screams of Hantengu's primary form whenever he is found and Nakime's favouritism. She always changes your position when you are near to being found out. And then Akaza. He should already be considered your own personal self-defence teacher. You both would most likely just enjoy each other's company in silence. Or star-gazing. Also your bodyguard from Douma. Kokushibo and you would have cuddling sessions. Tho, you being a menace it would turn into a game of tag and soon enough all the upper moons + Muzan, Nakime would have to try and catch you and find you. Kaigaku and you would also enjoy games. Pranking. Partners-in-crime. You have tried so many pranks, I can't even. Especially on Muzan. Knowing Kaigaku would get himself killed if he pranks Muzan you are there to save the day! Muzan is 100℅ tired of your pranks and is ready to go and track down the person who even started these pranks. Nakime would teach you to play other instruments. You can't convince me she doesn't know how to play other instruments. But doing this with her 24/7 does get boring so you both take naps together <333. Tamayo would teach you how to sew and you both would make each other pretty clothing and stuff!! <33 Don't know if Yushiro can cook or not, but he can in this AU and he very well teaches you the best recipes which are nourishing for demons without the need for humans in it. That's all I have thought. Don't leave I have some incorrect quotes. ------------------------------------------------- (Name): Looking left cause you don’t treat me right Douma: Looking right because you left Muzan: Looking up cause you let me down Kokushibo: Looking down cause you fucked up Akaza: What is wrong with you guys ------------------------------------------------- Name): Favorite horror movie? Douma: It Muzan: Saw Kokushibo: Annabelle Akaza: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics ------------------------------------------------- Douma: Are we really going to let Muzan-sama keep (Name)? Kokushibo: We kept Akaza. ------------------------------------------------- (Name): We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Douma: ... Your what? (Name): My friends. Muzan: Are they saying “friends”? Kokushibo: I think they're being sarcastic. Akaza: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, (Name)! All of your friends are in this room. (Name): I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks. ------------------------------------------------- (Name): What does 'take out' mean? Kokushibo: Food. Douma: Dating Muzan: Murder Akaza: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD. ------------------------------------------------- (Name): You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Douma: Several traffic violations. Muzan: Three counts of resisting arrest. Kokushibo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Akaza: Also, that’s not our car. ------------------------------------------------- (Name): There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? Kokushibo: Have everyone stand. Muzan: Kill three. Douma: The most important ones can sit down. Akaza: Bring three more chairs! ------------------------------------------------- (Name): Bye Akaza! Bye Muzan! Bye Kokushibo! Bye Douma! Bye Akaza! Muzan: You said ‘bye Akaza’ twice. (Name): I like Akaza. ------------------------------------------------- Akaza: Good morning. Douma: Good morning. Kokushibo: Good morning. Muzan: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. (Name): MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS. ------------------------------------------------- (Name): I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions? Douma: Put spaghetti in it. (Name): I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you. Akaza: Put spaghetti in it. (Name): I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two. Kokushibo: Put spaghetti in it. (Name): I'm no longer taking suggestions. ------------------------------------------------- (Name): Dammit, Douma! Douma: What?! It wasn’t me! (Name): Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Akaza! Akaza: Not me either. (Name): Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Kokushibo: *whistles* ------------------------------------------------- (Name): I think Kokushibo was right. Douma: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.' Akaza: He wouldn't do that. Kokushibo: You're right, Akaza. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that. Kokushibo: *turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Kokushibo Told You So' on the back* ------------------------------------------------- Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. (Name): Shit. Douma: Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Akaza: OH MY GOD KOKUSHIBO FELL OFF!!! ------------------------------------------------- Muzan: Listen, I can explain... Akaza: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000? Kokushibo: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000! Douma: You guys are getting paid? ------------------------------------------------- (Name): *Screams* Douma: *Screams louder to assert dominance* Akaza: Should we do something?! Kokushibo, observing: No, I want to see who wins this. ------------------------------------------------- (Name), setting down a card: Ace of spades Douma, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Akaza, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Kokushibo, trembling: What are we playing. ------------------------------------------------- (Name): *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Douma: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Akaza: I personally was created in a lab. Kokushibo: I just straight up spawned lol. ------------------------------------------------- (Name): *Gently taps table* Douma: *Taps back* Akaza: What are they doing? Kokushibo: Morse code. (Name): *Aggressively taps table* Douma: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK- ------------------------------------------------- *(Name) is cooking* Douma: Any chance that’s for me? (Name): It’s for Muzan. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side. Akaza: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment. ------------------------------------------------- Akaza: Why are (Name) and Douma sitting with their backs to each other? Kokushibo: They had a fight. Akaza: Then why are they holding hands? Kokushibo: They get sad when they fight. ------------------------------------------------- (Name): Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Douma: You’re a hazard to society. Akaza: And a coward. DO TWENTY. ------------------------------------------------- (Name): Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Douma: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? (Name): Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Akaza: edible. ------------------------------------------------- (Name), negotiating with Douma: We have Gyokko. Give us ten thousand dollars and he will be returned to you unharmed. Gyokko: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars? (Name): Gyokko: MAKE IT ONE MILLION– (Name): GYOKKO STOP. ------------------------------------------------- (Name): If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death? Gyutaro: How am I supposed to know? Akaza: You say as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult. Gyutaro: *sighs* Gyutaro: You wouldn't be trapped. ------------------------------------------------- Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Muzan* Muzan: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag a comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10. ------------------------------------------------- Muzan: What doesn't kill me should run because now I'm fucking pissed. ------------------------------------------------- Muzan: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before? ------------------------------------------------- Muzan: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you. ------------------------------------------------- (Name): You wanna see how hardcore I am? (Name): *punches wall* (Name): (Name): Take me to the hospital. ------------------------------------------------- (Name): Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT. ------------------------------------------------- (Name): Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll. ------------------------------------------------- Muzan, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVER'S CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK. ------------------------------------------------- Daki: *watching her house burn down* Daki: Daki: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything. ------------------------------------------------- Daki: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look. ------------------------------------------------- Cop: You ran a red light. (Name): So did you, hypocrite. Cop: I was following you. (Name): That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver. Cop: Get out. ------------------------------------------------- Gyutaro: I’m a bad person, I’m a very bad person, I’m a horrible person. The Uppermoons: Gyutaro: No you’re not, Gyutaro! We still love you, Gyutaro! ------------------------------------------------- Shinobu: Just because I'm too short to reach the lowest shelf in the cabinet doesn't mean you shouldn't watch out for your kneecaps. ------------------------------------------------- Uzui: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly." ------------------------------------------------- Muzan: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time. ------------------------------------------------- (Name), as a child, reading their school assignment out loud: I love my library because... (Name), mouthing words while writing: I love reading, fuck you. ------------------------------------------------- Requests are open! To know what you can request, please click here!
See Also
Does Tanjiro Die At The End Of Demon Slayer?Demon Slayers vs Tanjiro KamadoDemon Slayers vs Muzan Kibutsuji: Part 1Demon Slayer: Akaza's Blood Demon Art, Explained
FAQs
Why is Muzan a girl now? ›
During a meeting with the Lower Ranks, Muzan disguised himself with a female form to lull the demons into a false sense of security.
Does Muzan have a gender? ›The Use of Pronouns: In both the manga and anime series, pronouns used to refer to Muzan are predominantly masculine. Characters consistently address Muzan using male pronouns like “he” or “him.” This linguistic choice hints towards Muzan being perceived as a male within the story's narrative.
What were Muzan's last words? ›Muzan speaks his final words as Tanjiro rejects his will and regains his humanity. Tanjiro! Don't go! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!
What was Muzan's human name? ›Muzan Kibutsuji (鬼舞辻無惨) is the man responsible for transforming Nezuko Kamado into a Demon and the main antagonist of Demon Slayer (Kimetsu no Yaiba). Tanjiro could identify him instantly, based on his demon smell. He was the first human to become a Demon over a thousand years ago.
Did Muzan abuse his wife? ›In his early years as a demon, Muzan settled down with five different women. However, because of his lack of empathy and sensitivity as a demon, he verbally abused all five of his wives to the point it drove them all to commit suicide.
Who is Muzan's wife? ›Rei ( 零 れい , Rei?) is a minor character in Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba. She was a human wife of Muzan Kibutsuji, who had assumed a false identity.
Did Nezuko drink Muzan's blood? ›As shown in her recollection, Muzan was shown to have attacked the Kamado family purely out of a whim, with him later injecting Nezuko with a gigantic amount of his blood only to see if she could survive or not, when she had seemingly died, Muzan was shown to have been initially disappointed and wondered if he could ...
Why did akaza bleed when Muzan said his name? ›Angered at his failure, Muzan takes control of Akaza's cells and causes him to bleed heavily.
Why can Tamayo say Muzan's name? ›As Susamaru desperately attempts to silence her, Yushiro notes that Tamayo is using her Blood Bewitchment: Magical Aroma of Daylight ability on the Demon to get her to say Muzan's name, which she does, and Muzan's curse then suddenly begins to break out from inside her.
What is Muzan's real age? ›He's at least a thousand years old, making him the oldest character in Demon Slayer. Muzan is also the most powerful fighter alive in the story's main timeline, but Yoriichi Tsugikuni had already proven to be stronger than him centuries ago.
Why is Nezuko not controlled by Muzan? ›
Because Muzan cannot find her, just like how Tamayo evaded Muzan for centuries. If Muzan could still control Nezuko, he can have Nakime summon her like the Uppers easily, but he can't, because he cannot influence or read her mind like most demons. Nezuko wasn't under Muzan's control.
Who turned Muzan into a demon? ›How Did Muzan Become a Demon? After the physician treated Muzan with medicine made from a flower known as the Blue Spider Lily, Kibutsuji became enraged at the lack of results and murdered his doctor. As soon as Muzan spilled the doctor's blood, however, he realized he had gained incredible, inhuman strength.
When did Muzan turn into a woman? ›For those who have watched only the first season of the anime, they will be surprised to know that Muzan turns into a woman in the second season. He keeps transforming in order to hide his true identity, and he's even known to change into an 11-year-old child to hide from Demon slayers.
How does Muzan have a human daughter? ›One possibility is that Muzan met and married a single human mother while passing himself off as human. He also may have separately recruited the wife and daughter into his own found family, making him a sort of twisted version of Spy x Family's Loid Forger.
Is Muzan married to Enmu? ›Yes, Enmu and Muzan are married.
Can Muzan get pregnant? ›Demons cannot have offspring (if they do have kids and descendants it was before they became a demon, the child is most likely not Muzan child.